Name Check

Michael Carlos has clearly expressed his wishes to be known as "Dick McGriddles" from this point forward. For obvious reasons, we have refrained from including a picture in this particular post.

Happy Belated Patriot's Day!

For all those who spent the daylight hours of Monday drinking and the nighttime hours sleeping off another epic Amerilegendary holiday, we raise our glasses to you, good sirs.A classic Polaroid of two American heroes, Dan Rys and Michael Carlos, enjoying the patriotic festivities of Monday.

Two American Assholes

Keith "Beef Brisket" Simpson (left) and Michael "MC McGriddle" Carlos (right) enjoy a romantic dinner after their radio show. 4/15/09

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So much more coming soon.

~MC